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Communications from Beyondananda
The Universal Wisdom of Swami Beyondananda Drive Your Karma, Curb Your Dogma: Swami Beyondanda's Guidelines for Enlightenment
Drive Your Karma, Curb Your Dogma
Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment
1. Be a FUNdamentalist. Make sure that the fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled, a laugh track has been provided, and the reason we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laughsitive twice a day which will insure regularhilarity. 2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift just for entering ~ so you are already a winner! 3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is tell-a-vision. That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can change the channel. 4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. And no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course God loves you ~ He's just not ready to make a commitment. 5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called "truth decay". So be sure to use mental floss twice a day. 6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. That way, there will surely be nomadness on the planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace there, and pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace everywhere. 7. I know great Earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When you find a fault, don't dwell on it. 8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change it again. 9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is, there is no key to the universe. The good news is, it has been left unlocked. 10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So you don't have to go through channels.
If you liked this, you will love visiting Swami Beyondananda's new website which will be coming very soon to a computer near you. Watch for it to open at www.beyondananda.com. I will be notifying Spiritwalk of this event. Why not Join the Spiritwalk mailing list. Swami Beyondananda's book Driving Your Own Karma: Swami Beyondananda's Tour Guide to Enlightenment is our recommended book of the month and it's available through Spiritwalk Books, etc. Another Book, When You See a Sacred Cow...Milk It for All It's Worth is reported to be out of print, but perhaps it can be located by Amazon.com bookfinder service or check your local bookstore. AND FYI...The Swami has contacted me from beyond ananda and informed me that he has his amazingly funny tapes available for sale and a free catalogue of books, tapes, etc. available directly from Lite Headed Productions. Check out the Swami Stuff. The Swami is taking his tour of Light wisdom on the road this summer. He'll be all over the place and probably at the power vortex near you. He will be enlightening MENSA members in California and enhancing the energy in Sedona. Check out his Tour Schedule This material is presented with the Swami's personal blessings ©Swami Beyondananda, 1998 |
